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Birthday Love
by Janet S. Tiger c) May 21, 2014
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(A woman comes out onstage. She is holding a pizza in a box. She is angry)
I'm angry. You may have guessed from the steam coming out of my ears, or the fact I just told you, but you don't know why.
Here, you take a look.
(She opens the box)
Can you read it? It says, 'Will you marry me?'
Nice, huh? A lovely gesture for someone who loves pizza, right?
And I love pizza. But here's a hint for you exactly why I am angry.
We've been married for ten years! We have three kids! And here is the best part- I was the one who proposed to him! So there are no backsies!
(She takes a slice and bites into it)
This is my favorite - chicken and pineapple with extra cheese.
(She smiles, let's out a big sigh.)
He knows I can't stay mad after pizza. That is very annoying how he uses pizza as a weapon!
(Takes another slice)
What am I complaining about? He's a good guy - and I love him, still. With all the stuff that goes on in the world, I am grateful that I met him, and we got married, and had these great kids......and on his birthday, he still gets me a pizza......
(Calls offstage)
Even if it will never change the past!
(Smiles)
But I'm glad he keeps trying!
Happy Birthday, honey!
(She turns to exit,looks back, raises the pizza)
And many more!
(She exits.)
(Note- And many more for you, Stan - have a great birthday and a great year- I love you still!)
Janet S. Tiger 858-274-9678
www.JanetSTiger.weebly.com
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983
Playwright-in-Residence
Swedenborg Hall 2006-8
- for a whole year!
If you just started this blog and want to read the earlier monologues, please
scroll down for the previous days or go to http://www.monologuestore.com/ -click on the Monologue Mania button please scroll down.
To start at the beginning - Feb. 13, - click here.
For a list of the blurbs from each day, click here
Help a playwright and get more great award-winning monologues - MonologueZone.com
Thank you for your comments - and for liking and sharing this site
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Birthday Love
by Janet S. Tiger c) May 21, 2014
all rights reserved
[email protected]
(A woman comes out onstage. She is holding a pizza in a box. She is angry)
I'm angry. You may have guessed from the steam coming out of my ears, or the fact I just told you, but you don't know why.
Here, you take a look.
(She opens the box)
Can you read it? It says, 'Will you marry me?'
Nice, huh? A lovely gesture for someone who loves pizza, right?
And I love pizza. But here's a hint for you exactly why I am angry.
We've been married for ten years! We have three kids! And here is the best part- I was the one who proposed to him! So there are no backsies!
(She takes a slice and bites into it)
This is my favorite - chicken and pineapple with extra cheese.
(She smiles, let's out a big sigh.)
He knows I can't stay mad after pizza. That is very annoying how he uses pizza as a weapon!
(Takes another slice)
What am I complaining about? He's a good guy - and I love him, still. With all the stuff that goes on in the world, I am grateful that I met him, and we got married, and had these great kids......and on his birthday, he still gets me a pizza......
(Calls offstage)
Even if it will never change the past!
(Smiles)
But I'm glad he keeps trying!
Happy Birthday, honey!
(She turns to exit,looks back, raises the pizza)
And many more!
(She exits.)
(Note- And many more for you, Stan - have a great birthday and a great year- I love you still!)
Janet S. Tiger 858-274-9678
www.JanetSTiger.weebly.com
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983
Playwright-in-Residence
Swedenborg Hall 2006-8
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