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by Janet S. Tiger c) May 21, 2014
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(A woman comes out onstage. She is holding a pizza in a box. She is angry)
I'm angry. You may have guessed from the steam coming out of my ears, or the fact I just told you, but you don't know why.
Here, you take a look.
(She opens the box)
Can you read it? It says, 'Will you marry me?'
Nice, huh? A lovely gesture for someone who loves pizza, right?
And I love pizza. But here's a hint for you exactly why I am angry.
We've been married for ten years! We have three kids! And here is the best part- I was the one who proposed to him! So there are no backsies!
(She takes a slice and bites into it)
This is my favorite - chicken and pineapple with extra cheese.
(She smiles, let's out a big sigh.)
He knows I can't stay mad after pizza. That is very annoying how he uses pizza as a weapon!
(Takes another slice)
What am I complaining about? He's a good guy - and I love him, still. With all the stuff that goes on in the world, I am grateful that I met him, and we got married, and had these great kids......and on his birthday, he still gets me a pizza......
Even if it will never change the past!
But I'm glad he keeps trying!
Happy Birthday, honey!
(She turns to exit,looks back, raises the pizza)
And many more!
(Note- And many more for you, Stan - have a great birthday and a great year- I love you still!)
Janet S. Tiger 858-274-9678
Member Dramatists Guild since 1983
Swedenborg Hall 2006-8